Sharingan; Hanya Berguna Di Dunia Naruto

Bila menonton Naruto, Hatake Kakashi dengan mata Sharingan-nya sangat cool. Sharingan dapat membunuh orang dengan satu click sahaja. Yes, lu pejam mata, bukak balik, mamat depan lu sudah menyembah bumi. Oh, mudah. Cool. Dan sangat berguna. Yela, kalau hati berjiwa pondan, bergaduh dengan orang ramai makin mudah dengan mata Sharingan ni kan? kan? Tapi apakan daya, itu dunia komik.



Nah, inilah law of attraction. Jangan mintak bukan-bukan. God tend to give it to you. In my case. This 'Sharingan'. Not so useful, but useful enough to make people chicken out on you. And it repels people. Nice.

Mata merah ni susah nak handle oh, bukak mata pun harus dinaikkan kening kiri setinggi Ziana Zain, barulah separa nampak. Pandangan blur seharusnya. Dan melihat skrin komputer menjadi cabaran. Yang ada dalam mata, buih dan air. Yes, tidak membantu.

Oh, harus bersabar. Harus bersabar. Banyak kerja tertangguh.

Happy Valentine's Day; Make Love Not War People.

Oh yeah. I'm with her for Valentine. See the difference in 'color'? Hehe. She is adorable. And she loves me.

Roar! Love her much.

Cerita Makan; Makan Separa Hidup

Pernah makan sampai membazir?

Pernah makan sampai tak boleh makan?

Yeap, ada peluang untuk buat macam tu. Pergi di sini.

http://www.flamingsteamboat.com

Dan sekupang komisen pon tak dapat sebab bebelkan benda ni, just nak share jek. Memang seronak kalau bawak kaki-kaki makan ke sana. Kaki gelojoh pun boleh jugak. Kaki tamak pun sesuai. Kalo ketiga-tiganya sekali pun sangat cantik.

Nah, kalau dah bagi peti ais untuk customer, memang best. Bukak peti ais, pilih. Macam abah beta punya rumah. Macam-macam ada, escargot pon ada. Memang seronok. Kalau suka seafood tapi allergic, takpe, berbaloi. Berbaloi bayar duit hospital.


Tempat ni cozy. Datang awal la seronok, boleh jadi kediaman sendiri. Kalau dah lewat jadi menyampah. Masa yang diperuntukkan untuk makan, 3 jam. Penuhi masa tersebut dengan makan. Jangan risau. Tak kena halau. Membazir pon takpe, tak kene bayar. Tapi jangan la buat macam tu, ingat orang yang tak dapat makan..( kalau dah makan, takdenye nak ingat sape-sape.)


Dan kami berjaya memenuhi masa 3 jam dengan makan. Berbangga dengan pencapaian tersebut, kami tak perlu makan untuk 3 hari seterusnya. Memang berbaloi. Pelaburan yang berbaloi, harga berpatutan.

Ajak orang kampung ramai-ramai makan sini pun best jugak. Kasi clear dia punya counter.

Clash of The Titans; I'm Hyped!

Roar! I'm waiting for this movie! Yeap, Avatar was not my cup of tea. This sorta movie is my thing. A lot of killing and medieval creatures. Yeap, my thing, definitely my thing.

Yeay! Send out the Kraken! Roar!

Cameo Appearance; Ticked.

Well, achieved one goal already for this year.

Get a cameo appearance in a photoshoot. Hell yeah!





The payment was okey. And it was a lot of fun. I mean funnnnnnnn~! So, next up, get casted in a movie or drama. It is a long shot, but hey, my hail Mary pass for the photoshoot happened. Woohoo! Another long kick forward!:D

Avatar; Bull Crap?

So i finally got the time to watch a movies. This movie.



Yeah, yeah, i'm a 'loser' since i don't care too much about watching movies. The thing is, i don't like queuing. Since the line to buy the ticket for Avatar was too friggin long, so I don't bother watching. But then, the hype about this movie got a bit annoying, I have to watch it. Not because I want it, but this is the only movie that I haven't watch yet.

James Cameron is a genius? This is what I think about the movie.

1. If you watch it again, it is quite similar to Disney's Pocahontas.


It's true. I got evidence! So much originality my ass.

2. I think the Na'vi are French. Well, they do have French accents.

3. DON'T date a Na'vi chick. If she ever got angry, she'll go crazy. Seriously. What happened when Neytiri found out that Jake lied? She yelled, and hissed, and cried, and pushed him around, and yelled again, cried some more. What would happen if you date her and then cheat on her. She found out. She will probably get the entire clan and chase you on that flying creature. Don't date a Na'vi chick. (bonda di rumah pun tak terima kalau menantu pakai spender je ke hulu ke hilir, dengan muka macam kucing peliharaan.)

4. Sex is the same? Damn. I thought sex with a Na'vi would be different. They are different in errr..race? I think it's more like they are different creatures. I think they should have sex using their tentacled hair. That's more like it. And it'll make sense like that.

5. Oh, Na'vi women have small boobs. Blergh!

6. Jake Sully should learn to be more grateful you ungrateful bastard.(hujan batu di negeri sendiri, hujan emas di negeri orang. lebih baik negeri sendiri. hayatilah pepatah itu.)

7. I always think Michelle Rodriguez is hot. That husky voice, that looks, and the attitude. Damn, i love her. "You're not the only one with a gun, bitch!", hell yeah!!!

8. I think Jake Sully hate being an American and then fell in love with a French girl, then he wanna convert to being a French?? Damn.

That's my own review. Clap-clap. Boleh lah.