R.AGE Food Fight: Double Grilled Cheese Nookie Burger Recipe

As Malaysians, we love to eat.

Being a foodie, what I found lacking in the street burger are; innovation, the willingness to go crazy with their burger, lack of creativity in creating new menu.

And to fulfill my love and lust of street burger, this is my on take on our favorite food.

I call it 'Double Grilled Cheese Nookie Burger'.

Check out the video and the full recipe below.

Ingredients

1. Holland Onions
2. Tomato
3. Romaine Lettuce/Yau Mak Tam 
4. Beef Patties 
5. Bread
6. Cheddar Cheese
7. Palm Oil

Method

1. Preheat the pan. Put in the palm oil.

2. Slice the onion and put it in the pan. This is to caramelized the onion. You can season it if you want to.

3. To prepare the 'Nookie Burger', you need 2 beef patties. TIPS: Ramly's beef patties works well with this recipe. They weigh about 100 gram per patty, so you'll have about 200 grams of meat for your burger.

4. In between the beef patties, put in a slice of Cheddar cheese. Fold it and put it in the middle of the two beef patties.

5. Press the side of the patties. make sure it's tight enough to hold the Cheddar cheese slice and the juice inside.

6. Put the beef patty in the same pan as the caramelized onion. Cook it together. TIPS: Cooking it together will ensure the juice is absorbed by the caramelized onion as well.

7. Put the lid on the pan. Let it steamed and cooked. Flip it once one side of the patty is cooked. Turn off the fire and let it rest. TIPS: DON'T 'PLAY' WITH THE BEEF PATTY. You want to ensure the juice stays inside the patty, You want a juicy beef patty for your burger.

8. Preheat a flat pan. Spread 4 slices of bread with the palm oil. Put it on the pan TIPS: This is to ensure the bread is nicely browned and have the extra crisp to hold the beef patty.

9. Once it's nicely charred and brown, put in 2 Cheddar cheese slices on 2 of the bread and top it with the other slices. Let the Cheedar cheese melts and take it out. TIPS: If you like any other type of cheese, you can use it. Go crazy, it's normal.

10. On the grilled cheese, put on some Romaine Lettuce and sliced tomato. TIPS: You can put or use any other kind of condiments in your burger if you don't like Romaine Lettuce or tomato. Up to your imagination.

11. Take the beef patty out and put it on the grilled cheese sandwich, over the Romaine Lettuce and sliced tomato. Put the caramelized onion the beef patty and put the remaining grilled cheese sandwich on top of it and Voila.

12. Serve it hot and eat with friends.

Parodi; Kisah Ada Lembu Nak Jaga

Aku suka parodi.

Weird Al Yankovic dan Leslie Nielsen adalah antara yang terbaik menghasilkan parodi. Pecah perut kalau melayan diorang.

Parodi tu apa?

Parodi tu abah kau. Maksud parodi ialah karya ajukan berdasarkan karya asal. Tujuan sebenarnya adalah untuk melawak; tiada unsur-unsur serius.

Sebelum ni, komuniti Twitterjaya ada keluarkan satu parodi berdasarkan lagu Najwa Latiff; Cinta Muka Buku yang ditukarkan kepada Cinta Muka Bulu. Boleh tahan jugak tahap lawaknya.

Ramai yang 'LOL'. 

Sekarang ada pulak yang baru, dari komuniti yang sama, parodi 'Move Like Jagger' berjaya dilawakkan kepada 'Lembu Nak Jaga'.

Ramai yang 'LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL'.

Kalau 'Move Like Jagger' mengisahkan, apa lagi 'Move Like Jagger', 'Lembu Nak Jaga' mengisahkan lagu tentang hubungan laki bini. Laki kena buli, bini kaki control. In the mean time, ada lembu nak kena jaga.

Aku merapu banyak pun tak guna.

Layan sudah.

Parodi ini adalah win. 

OctTwtFest ; The Birth of an Awesome Historical Event.

I think October is an awesome month to be in Germany.

They have the Oktoberfest!

Oktoberfest is a beer festival that are held for 16-18 days and is is held annually in Munich, Germany. It's actually one of the famous event in the world with more than 5 millions people would gather just to drink.

Up to 17 million litres beers are served with in the span of 18 days of the event.

Only beers, nothing else.

And in the span of that 18 days, expect to the 5 millions of people throw up and pass out everywhere in Munich. It's really a fun an eventful gathering. Ha-ha!

Oh, I don't drink but damn, it's a good month to fancy them German girls.

I mean, who wouldn't?

Nein? Nein? Nein? 

Oktoberfest; one of the greatest human invention.

Would love to go to Germany one and prolly get wasted there, just for the heck of it.

But, I'm in Malaysia.

I accept that fact very well.

And I don't drink.

That's a fact.

But but but but, one awesome fact for being in Malaysia; we have OctTwtFest!

Be there, and you won't be forever alone.

OctTwtFest or as mentioned on Twitter by the residence of Twitterjaya, #OctTwtFest; is a Twtup event (gathering of people that are connected through Twitter).

The idea of Twtup is to meet new people and meet new friends all over Malaysia. #OctTwtFest is a continuation of #Oct23rdTwtup that was held back in 23rd October 2010.

Because of the overwhelming response from the tweeps who attended the event, it is now an annual event called #OctTwtFest. Oh yeah!

I'M FREAKIN' EXCITED OVER THIS!

The goals of this event is not only for meeting new people in Malaysia, but they've planned to:-

Gather at least 1500 people at this event.

Beat the current Guinness Book of Record; 1,149 check-ins at a Twtup.

Unlock the Epic Swarm Badge (more than 1000 check-ins at a venue).

And my friend, this event is definitely an awesome one. An epic proportion of epicness event in Malaysia.

Not only that, they'll have :- 

Live performances by tweeps and local celebrities.

Karaoke halls.

Movie marathon in their own mini cinema hall

PS3 game competition; FIFA, Pro Evolution Soccer, and Rock Band.

Indoor and outdoor bazaar.

October babies birthday celebrations.

Ongoing #twittercrush dedication.

Live feed of #OctTwtFest.

Twister competition and many other board games.

Tweet challenges. Prizes sponsored by DiGi.

Lucky draw.

Photo booth.

And various attractions around OctTwtFest venue.

Damn, that's a handful of things to do in one day...which is awesome!

If you're still looking for something to do this coming 22nd October, this is THE EVENT for you. 

If you already have a plan, cancel it and choose OctTwtFest.

I can personally assure you that this event will go on without booze and drugs; tell that to your parents kiddo.

This event will be like Oktoberfest in Munich.

But minus the girls and beers and you'll get the gathering of human beings.

Look at the bright sight, you won't see any drunk fighting and people vomiting, passing out on the ground. And that sounds like a good deal for me. Ha-ha!

It's a great time to meet the awesome tweeps such as @karrotgold, @AidaSue, @ainaazizi, @aizadfahmy, @liyOthman and others as well.

And I know you are all psyched up to meet your #twittercrush; @ciksenah, @zombilla, @obefiend, @nadhirabrundage, @markonahsood and definitely @zullicious. Ha-ha!

This event will like a Woodstock, but less people. And as for the 'keyboard warriors', please come.

In OctTwtFest, you'll have the chance to meet up with people you've bashed over the internet.

Yes, you, you are the actual loser. 

But hey, OctTwtFest do not judge, critic and discriminate people. You are accepted to join this eventful event.

Remember, you bashed them, have some balls to face 'em. Ha-ha!

Okay, now the serious stuff. 

OctTwtFest; there will be FREE FLOW of halal food and drinks.

Yes my friend, you're a college student and you've blown your budget over that new iPhone, you can go to OctTwtFest. And later on, that smartphone of yours is gonna be useful to check-in at the event. 

Makan already, and afterwards, you better check-in for the Epic Swarm Badge.

Be friendly, and meet new people. Expand your network and be part of this awesome historical event.

Looking forward to meet all of the tweeps in OctTwtFest!

Spread the news, bring your friends.

OctTwtFest will be held in :-

DiGi Telecommunications Sdn Bhd, 

Lot 10, Jalan Delima 1/1

Subang Hi-Tech Industrial Park

40000, Shah Alam, Selangor Darul Ehsan

GPS: 3.0689098253134692, 101.56967639923096 

See you there awesome earthlings!

Remember, this girls won't be there. Only in your head.

Further details can be found on octtwtfest.wordpress.com or follow @OctTwtFest on Twitter.

It Was a Great Season; Glory Glory

Feck, next time, don't bet against Barca.

Barcelona was majestic and masterclass.

Messi was out of this world.

I lost the bet and this is what I have to wear this week.

Manchester United, it was a great season.

Now aim for the 20th, bring in some new players.

Keep on believing and see you next season.

Glory glory Man United.

Happy Mother's Day; Appreciate.

This is my mom, and I love her so much.

Happy Mother's day, I'm here to make you proud.

2011; It's going to be Legendary..ER!!

Oh yeah awesomeness!!

2010 was so fast and damn, I couldn't accomplish much due to my lack of actually doing it.

I could even finish my 2010 plan, now it's already 2011. Now have to re-plan everything and it could take sometime. Dayyumm.

Now' I'm going to start 2011 by finishing my list of 2010 goals and accomplish it in 2011. Awesome. It's going to take some time and I'm going to do it. Yes, have to do it. And to do it, that's the problem. I'm lazy.

Let's just post the picture for the things I want to have in 2011.

A new bike.

A new car.

And i think that's about it. Damn. Just two? 2011 will be easy then. It can't be too much either, and I guess I want to have a Korean girls singing group as my 'pets' is not relevant. Bah!

For the new year, I just want to stay positive and try not to stress on the little things. I find that broad enough to be applied to all goals that I may come up over the time of 2011. I find it that whenever people set direct and specific goals, whenever they don’t achieve it, it’s disappointment.

Being positive isn’t as hard as trying to work out every single day if you were a person that didn’t work out at all in 2010. You just have to remind yourself that things could be worse and try to make light of the situation. It’s not the end of the world, life goes on and so should you.

Not stressing about the little things and staying positive goes hand and hand, I would think.

Not unreasonable goals, I would say.

2011, here I come.

Oh, one more thing.

2011, will be with the abs.

But without the workout. Damn.

Dammit!!

I'm a Proud Malaysian!! Roaarrrrr!!!

I was in the crowd to celebrate. Damn we are awesome.

This is the view from my shitty phone.

ROARRRRR!!!! This is Malaysia!!!!

Our new heroes!! Keep supporting them Malaysians!!

AFF Suzuki Cup top scorer: Safee Sahli. 

Safee Sahli, you gave me enough reason to go out and buy Malaysian jersey with your name printed at the back. Epic awesomeness!!

Abe kelate kito semat habihhhhh!! Mu meme terer!!!

Khairul Fahmi; he is only 5' 8'' but he's standing tall for all of Malaysians. Awesome reaction to deny the penalty and what a shot-stopper. World class.

Now Malaysians, don't stop believing!!!

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!

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Back to Anfield.

Another facepalm.

A home defeat to the Wolves?? Damn, y'all are fucked.

Oh hell yeah, YNWA. You'll Never Win Anything.

Awesome Malaysia

Our hero, Safee Sali.

Malaysia won 3-0 against Indonesia.

I'm so fucking proud of my boys.

But, some idiot has to ruin it for Malaysia.

He flashed a green laser on the Indonesian players' faces and interrupted the game.

Way to go man.

But, he is in deep shit right now because while he was playing with the laser, someone snapped his pictures.

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There he is!!

And they also found one more person as well.

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Total blindness!!!Pew!Pew!Pew!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHAH~!!!!

You guys gave a lame lame excuse because y'all lost.

Malaysia Di Hatiku, Indonesia Di Kakiku.

Berba The Man

Suddenly, you look so dashing.

I sold you off last week and tonight you scored 5 goals. 

Damn you, asshole.

Berbatov became the only fourth player in Premier League history to score five in a game after Andy Cole, Shearer and Defoe.

Awesome!

source: imafootballaddict

Football; Joke of The Week.

EPIC Joke of The Week

Hilarious. You're fucking hilarious.

Tottenham kicked their ass in the nick of time last weekend and Braga chew them with a 2-0 win.

Now. Laugh people laugh.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA~!!!

Now your Champions League spot is in trouble.

Awesome! :D

source: imafootballaddict

My Awesome Research; Women That Guys Love To Like.

Last night, I've spent my time watching 'Scott Pilgrim vs The World'. For some reason, this movie is still not in Malaysia but heck, it has been 5 months old in the State, i'm done waiting. The trailer was too fucking awesome.

Thus, hail illegal downloading!

I'm glad i'm a comic books nerd.

Throughout the whole movie, I couldn't stop myself from..well, having a crush on the girls in it.

Guys, it's normal. it's okay to do this. It's when you're having crushes on the hot guys in the movie, then..you don't want your parents to know about that do you?

Girls, it's not fair when y'all are ogling, admiring and having crushes on the guys in the movies but when we did it, y'all are calling us perverts.

Tell you what, the girls in the movies are like our dreams. More like a wet dream. It's like something we can't have. And don't worries, it's totally safe. We want them, but we can't have them. That's why we ended up being with you.

We really want to drive a Ferrari, but what we can afford is a Kancil.

Kapish? Cool.

Now, girls crushes are pretty much the same, the have dicks.
We couldn't care less about them.

Our crushes in movies are a lot more..hmmm...how to say this, a lot more than you?

Now, off to the girls!!!

We start off with Mary-Elizabeth Winstead and Ellen Wong. They played Ramona Flowers and Knives Chau respectively, in the comic based movie, 'Scott Pilgrim vs. The World'.

I like both. Yes, i'm greedy.

Mary-Elizabeth is damn hot; of course with less clothing and Ellen as Knives Chau is so fucking adorable. Now, the challenge, dream both of them on the same bed, with you. A white girl and an Asian girl.

ZZOMFFGGGGGGGGGG!!!! It's so awesome!!!

Why we love them?
Gotta be honest, as a comic books nerd, we tend to like and be in love with the girls in the comics. And when they appear on screen to be so fucking hot, we are totally in love.

But then our crushes does not stop at that.

You know girls, skinny figure don't excite us. We prefer a little more meat. Let me show you the example of hotness and how you flaunt them.

Reason why I'm loving red heads; definitely not Hayley Williams.

Christina Hendricks, all men love her because of her full figure. She's damn hot. Watch Mad Men. Don't ask me where, Google it or whatever.

Why we love her?
She's the new look!! She got the fair white skin, full figured body and to add some hautness, she got the red hair. Omaigod, and she's 35. And they're 38.

Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. I'll leave it to your imaginations.

And then comes...

Make sure your brain memory is sufficient.

Ahh...Megan Fox. Girls just love to hate her. I know y'all are jealous of her.

Because she's damn hot!!!

Why we love her?
She's hot, she's hot, she's hot. She's not adorable, cute or beautiful. We call this type of girl; epic hottest of the hottest hot. She got the look, the body and definitely the ability to fill our brains with dirty thoughts. She got that kind of power. So, feel free to roam around our heads. We don't mind.

Oh, local taste!

Awek idaman Malaya.

In Malaysia, I'm very glad that we have the beautiful Lisa Surihani. I bet if you want to bring her own to meet your family, they wouldn't mind you marrying her.

Why we love her?
Definitely because she's beautiful. And mainly because she got the 'good girl' image and she's not slutty like..well, a certain someone here. She appreciates her fans and she's a sweet person. And she can act!!!

The question is, who's the lucky guy?

Meet the one who kissed a girl. And she likes it.

Sexiest woman alive.

Ahhh...Her name is Katy Perry, she’s a singer and a bad-ass.

Why we love her?
Come on. Look at her. First of all, she was crowned the hottest woman alive in Maxim’s Hot 100 List, bitches! And why wouldn’t they?

The eyes, the skin, the leg and..ahem..the *cough36dcoughbreastcough*..

When you listen to her singing you forget about all bad things and you just let that magic voice take you to a wonderful place.

Who wouldn't want that.

Her significant other is Russell Brand.

It's beauty and what the fuck??

When we looked at Russell Brand, it gave us hope. A guy who looks like that, could land the hottest girl on earth, I think we can do that as well. Oh yeah, most of the good looking guys are either taken or gay. Girls, go for the odd looking one.

You'll be happy 'cause he won't cheat.

You'll just be thinking how your children will look like.

That's some of the girls that we men or you call it guys, love to dream of. Oh yeah, sometimes our dreams are too big and we prefer lots of girls.

I think these fit the criteria.

Choosing is not an option.

Enters Girls' Generation!!

Why we love them?
Well, they're Koreans. The south one, not the north one; that's the fucking commies. From my observation, they are...well, frankly, those who watched Asian porn, you know what to think. Just stop thinking that for a while. They are all beautiful, cute and adorable at the same time. This is due to the 'cheerleader effects'. But, differently, they are attractive. It's just that I prefer them as a whole. I want the whole group, not just one person.

And the song is always better when they sing in a group. Ahh..now my mind is working.

Hey, why have one when you can have all? Capitalism rocks!!

Y'all have your favorites, and I got mine.

I've left out a lot, but this is what I prefer.

As for girls, feel free to ogle and love, and have dreams about the guys in the movies or on the football fields. We don't mind and we promise we won't call you girls horny whores or any equivalents to that.

Remember, you can't have them. You only have us.

Yes, oddball.

Summary of The Week

Comeback of The Week

Macheda and Vidic. Roar!!

Comeback King, suited Manchester United. Down 2-0 against Aston Villa with Ashley Young and Albrighton scored a goal each, United fought back to salvage a point in the last minute of the game. Macheda's rocket ball and Vidic's goal saved them.

Manchester United is still unbeatable in Europe, along with Real Madrid.

Hero of The Week

Gyan Asamoah; because he inspired The Black Cats against Chelsea.

Gyan Asamoah is not a technically good player but his work rate were effective against Chelsea; who lost Alex and Terry in the middle, have to settle in with Ivanovic and Ferreira in the middle. Welbeck, Zenden and Gyan ran the show. Result, 3-0 to Sunderland.

Kudos to Steve Bruce.

Joke of the Week

What revival? Lol.

You guys are the funniest when you lost.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAHA...........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH.......!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAA....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH......!!!!!! :'D

I think that summed up everything.

source: imafootballaddict

Manchester United Vs. Liverpool; Awesome!!!

I was tricked into working with them. Shit.

Manchester United vs. Liverpool.

One of the high-profile and a must watch match of the season.

It didn't disappoint.

There's something about Berbatov. When you curse him, say something bad about his mama, he scored. Tonight, I bet he got a lot of people cursing, that's why he scored a hatrick. When the lame Berbatov can score a hatrick against your team, your team gotta suck bad time.

He was even better than Fernando Torres and Ngog!

Boo!

Though I had to work with the enemy; actually I was tricked into working with 'em, I had a blast yelling my lungs out and I was a bit dizzy at the end, I had fun pissing off the Liverpool's fans at the event.

Yelling out "goallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll~!!!!!!In your face!!!!!!!" three times was not a good idea at a Liverpool's event.

So I just had to do this in the end.

My Awesome Research; Why A Woman Has A Close Male Friend?

Okay, now time to reveal my awesome research.

Why a woman has a close male friend?

This means that the male dude is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much.

She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way.

This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

That's about it.

Why women do that? I don't know. Beat me.

But I'll try to find out more on this matters. Until the next research, have a great day.

Oh yes, she's a friend alright.

Boo!

Syawal; A Month of Celebration.

This is the part, where it is so sad.

Ramadhan has ended. Damn it was a swift one. And it is one Ramadhan to regret if you don't perform as much as good deeds as you can.

Oh. I just realized I missed out on that on a last day of Ramadhan. Awesome. 

Let's pray we could meet another Ramadhan coming next year.

We've woke up early in the morning to have our sahur. And starved during the day. Bought a lot of food in the bazaar. Enjoyed great feast during the dusk. Did the terawih prayer. Paid the zakat. Made a lot of donations. Be good to others. Had a great Raya shopping in Masjid India. Sleep during lunch time and some didn't fast at all. Eating Maggi mee and McD's take away in the afternoon.

Whatever made you happy.

But, as Syawal is a month of celebration as we gone through Ramadhan with hardship, patience and perseverance. It's a month of forgiveness, where arch enemies forgives each other and though we will do it again, we forgive 'em anyway. 

This is where get to meet our distant relatives, balik kampung, wear all the new clothes and simply get busy; eating lemang, rendang, lontong, ketupat, dodol....Ohh~heavenly food of Eid Mubarak.

Do remember those who are less fortunate.

May your Eid Mubarak be filled with joy, happiness and blessings from Allah.

Do forgive me of all my wrong doings, said and done.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri, Maaf Zahir & Batin.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri, Maaf Zahir dan Batin.

Ramadhan; and I'm Alive To Celebrate It.

Ahh...it's a refreshing month. A holy month. And a great month to do good deeds and be a good person. It's also a good month to reflect on yourself and think back what a douche you've become towards God and others, and please be thankful that you're still alive to celebrate this month.

Oh yeah, beside that, it's fooooooddddddddd!!! :D

Food and I are inseparable. Yes, very true. I would forgive you if you lie, punch, kick or even try to rape me, but if you mess with my food, I will kill your family. Not you, but your family, and then I will torture you.

Okay, back to the topic. Here's my guide to the awesome existence of food during this awesome month.

1.) First, you go to a bazaar or pasar Ramadhan. How to find it, look. If you're blind, sniff the food(plus, would be reading this?). Find the biggest bazaar possible, so you'll have varieties of foodies there. Cuci mata is prohibited, bulan Ramadhan. But a glimpse is okay, untuk menduga iman.

Lautan manusia; a good indication that it's an awesome bazaar.

2.) Second, find the food. Don't follow your head, follow your heart. Spend a lot. That's the best way so you won't regret. Trust me.

  

Ayam percik oh-so-good.

Roti John; size matter.

Murtabak

Ayam Golek

Omaigod I love kuih.

Ikan bakar.

Lots of colorful drinks.

3.) And last but not least, don't identify and buy, buy all. Go crazy. It's okay, it's once-a-year thing. 

Now, I'm wishing you a great Ramadhan ahead, have a great fasting month and do invite to buka puasa. I would love to eat your food. God bless you, maaf zahir dan batin. May you get all the greatness in this month.