Ramadhan; and I'm Alive To Celebrate It.

Ahh...it's a refreshing month. A holy month. And a great month to do good deeds and be a good person. It's also a good month to reflect on yourself and think back what a douche you've become towards God and others, and please be thankful that you're still alive to celebrate this month.

Oh yeah, beside that, it's fooooooddddddddd!!! :D

Food and I are inseparable. Yes, very true. I would forgive you if you lie, punch, kick or even try to rape me, but if you mess with my food, I will kill your family. Not you, but your family, and then I will torture you.

Okay, back to the topic. Here's my guide to the awesome existence of food during this awesome month.

1.) First, you go to a bazaar or pasar Ramadhan. How to find it, look. If you're blind, sniff the food(plus, would be reading this?). Find the biggest bazaar possible, so you'll have varieties of foodies there. Cuci mata is prohibited, bulan Ramadhan. But a glimpse is okay, untuk menduga iman.

Lautan manusia; a good indication that it's an awesome bazaar.

2.) Second, find the food. Don't follow your head, follow your heart. Spend a lot. That's the best way so you won't regret. Trust me.

  

Ayam percik oh-so-good.

Roti John; size matter.

Murtabak

Ayam Golek

Omaigod I love kuih.

Ikan bakar.

Lots of colorful drinks.

3.) And last but not least, don't identify and buy, buy all. Go crazy. It's okay, it's once-a-year thing. 

Now, I'm wishing you a great Ramadhan ahead, have a great fasting month and do invite to buka puasa. I would love to eat your food. God bless you, maaf zahir dan batin. May you get all the greatness in this month.

It's True; Chill Out.

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Have A Wish?; If You Do..

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Stuff No One Told You; It's Awesome Anyway.

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Comprende? 

Good. Now go have fun.

The Day She Left; To Be Eaten By Godzilla, Saved By the Ultraman.

Yes, the title doesn't lie.

Sue, this is for you.

Soraya.

She's a childhood friend I met in school. Easily described as skinny, loud, pitchy like a vuvuzela and slightly a drama queen. Just slightly. I used to have a crush on her back then, well, because she's one of my closest friend, and she's from the opposite gender. If I had a crush on my dudely friend, I would be gay. Though the traits are there, but I prefer to be on the safe side.

Okay, back to the topic.

She's extremely smart. And brilliant!....when it comes to reading books. Sometimes, the dumb blonde moment could strike and she could OMG! SERIOUSLY?? Easily, up until today, she can't read my sarcasm.

Yes, very serious.

But, so that she won't hate for saying that, I'ma say that she's awesomely smart. I admire her for that. Please, do come to me if you need the-over-the-top-optimistic-advices from me. I would never say no to you, bow down and I'll show you the way.

After years of studying, now you got a chance to Japan. I told you already, take a chance and enjoy your time there. I'm proud of what you've become. Oh, now you already toned down on the pitchy voice and less likely to be a drama queen. Though the dumb blonde moment occasionally occur; you are way better today and I expect you to grow even more when you're living on your own.

I got a chance to get together with the friends, to send her off to Japan and well, I'm gonna miss you. Please be back in one piece and I'm always praying for you. I'm fucking proud of you.

Remember, be very wary of Godzilla and even if you're eaten alive, your Ultraman is there to save you.

It doesn't make any sense, but just use your imagination. Or I should get some sleep.

Out of all the places, we spent our time in KFC. Yes, awesome. If you notice, Kawaii element is there.

Oh yes, since you're going to Japan, kawaiiii~!! Dude, smile!!

Ean conquered the Godzilla. Boo!

Actually, Sue was crying just before the picture was snapped.

And then, she left for Japan.

I'm expecting to get updates from you every now and then. See you when you get back and I'm expecting a lot of goodies. Have fun and be awesome. With love, be safe.

My Awesome Research; 9 Deadly Words Used By Women.

Well, I have spent my whole life researching the opposite sex. Seriously, you can't read them. Women are unpredictable. So don't ever try and act like you know everything, if you do, you're just another douche. We just have to know the what they are saying and retreat. You don't wanna get caught in the storm; basically, it's their mood swings. Not that I'm complaining, it's just I don't fancy it much.

Okay, here are 9 deadly words used by women. Take note assholes.

1) Fine.
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes.
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing.
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead.
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh.
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That’s Okay.
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks.
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you’re welcome" that will bring on a "whatever").

8 ) Whatever.
Is a woman’s way of saying FUCK YOU!

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it.
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.

World Cup 2010; The Impact.

Luckily the World Cup is over. I'm glad I could live to be part of the historical event. And sorry for the boss that you have to see this for a month..

I promise to do my best after this..:D

p/s: No football for month?Sheit. What do I do?