Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Stuff No One Told You; It's Awesome Anyway.


Good. Now go have fun.

The Day She Left; To Be Eaten By Godzilla, Saved By the Ultraman.

Yes, the title doesn't lie.

Sue, this is for you.


She's a childhood friend I met in school. Easily described as skinny, loud, pitchy like a vuvuzela and slightly a drama queen. Just slightly. I used to have a crush on her back then, well, because she's one of my closest friend, and she's from the opposite gender. If I had a crush on my dudely friend, I would be gay. Though the traits are there, but I prefer to be on the safe side.

Okay, back to the topic.

She's extremely smart. And brilliant!....when it comes to reading books. Sometimes, the dumb blonde moment could strike and she could OMG! SERIOUSLY?? Easily, up until today, she can't read my sarcasm.

Yes, very serious.

But, so that she won't hate for saying that, I'ma say that she's awesomely smart. I admire her for that. Please, do come to me if you need the-over-the-top-optimistic-advices from me. I would never say no to you, bow down and I'll show you the way.

After years of studying, now you got a chance to Japan. I told you already, take a chance and enjoy your time there. I'm proud of what you've become. Oh, now you already toned down on the pitchy voice and less likely to be a drama queen. Though the dumb blonde moment occasionally occur; you are way better today and I expect you to grow even more when you're living on your own.

I got a chance to get together with the friends, to send her off to Japan and well, I'm gonna miss you. Please be back in one piece and I'm always praying for you. I'm fucking proud of you.

Remember, be very wary of Godzilla and even if you're eaten alive, your Ultraman is there to save you.

It doesn't make any sense, but just use your imagination. Or I should get some sleep.

Out of all the places, we spent our time in KFC. Yes, awesome. If you notice, Kawaii element is there.

Oh yes, since you're going to Japan, kawaiiii~!! Dude, smile!!

Ean conquered the Godzilla. Boo!

Actually, Sue was crying just before the picture was snapped.

And then, she left for Japan.

I'm expecting to get updates from you every now and then. See you when you get back and I'm expecting a lot of goodies. Have fun and be awesome. With love, be safe.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

My Awesome Research; 9 Deadly Words Used By Women.

Well, I have spent my whole life researching the opposite sex. Seriously, you can't read them. Women are unpredictable. So don't ever try and act like you know everything, if you do, you're just another douche. We just have to know the what they are saying and retreat. You don't wanna get caught in the storm; basically, it's their mood swings. Not that I'm complaining, it's just I don't fancy it much.

Okay, here are 9 deadly words used by women. Take note assholes.

1) Fine.
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes.
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing.
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead.
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh.
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That’s Okay.
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks.
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you’re welcome" that will bring on a "whatever").

8 ) Whatever.
Is a woman’s way of saying FUCK YOU!

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it.
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

World Cup 2010; The Impact.

Luckily the World Cup is over. I'm glad I could live to be part of the historical event. And sorry for the boss that you have to see this for a month..

I promise to do my best after this..:D

p/s: No football for month?Sheit. What do I do?

La Furia Roja; What A Celebration.

Finally, Spain has been registered in history to win the World Cup. Being the under achiever for so long, they've been consistently great after Euro' 2008. And the rest, is history.

They ruled Europe, now they rule the rest of the world.

Andres Iniesta has been elected as the Man of The Match.
Nice strike with a great goal followed.

It's gonna be a long long months without football.*sigh*
Now off to holidays!

Sunday, July 4, 2010

World Cup: The Story So Far

Since Brazil got kicked out because of Felipe Melo(son of a bitch), I've taken a vow of silence. I can't go out, I can't meet my friends, I can't go to work in peace because all I got was 'boooooooooo Brazil' from all of them. Shit. I have to shut myself off from the world for a while. 

But still, the excitements are there to be enjoyed. 

Here's the friggin' awesome recap.

Luis Suarez with the new 'Hand of God'. Nice.
The former 'Hand of God' broke down. Traumatized. Haha!

Germany was awesome. Dumped Argentina out with 4-0 win. Miroslav Klose closing in to Ronaldo's 8 goals World Cup record.

Achtung! Yes, Messi were 'halpless'. He got no Iniesta and Xavi to supply him the pass like in Barcelona. Boo!

Barcelona's new hit-man; David Villa shot Spain to the semi-final, with one of the most dramatic match in World Cup 2010. Kudos to Paraguay. Hell yeah!

Felipe Melo-Fine at first half, for setting up a goal for Robinho, but second half, I felt like he deserved a butt-rape. He headed the ball in his own net and then earn a red card for a tackle and a foot stamp on Arjen Robben. He should hang his head in shame. What an asshole.

Yes, I'm still around to enjoy the World Cup to the very end.