Friday, December 31, 2010

2011; It's going to be Legendary..ER!!

Oh yeah awesomeness!!

2010 was so fast and damn, I couldn't accomplish much due to my lack of actually doing it.

I could even finish my 2010 plan, now it's already 2011. Now have to re-plan everything and it could take sometime. Dayyumm.

Now' I'm going to start 2011 by finishing my list of 2010 goals and accomplish it in 2011. Awesome. It's going to take some time and I'm going to do it. Yes, have to do it. And to do it, that's the problem. I'm lazy.

Let's just post the picture for the things I want to have in 2011.

A new bike.
A new car.

And i think that's about it. Damn. Just two? 2011 will be easy then. It can't be too much either, and I guess I want to have a Korean girls singing group as my 'pets' is not relevant. Bah!

For the new year, I just want to stay positive and try not to stress on the little things. I find that broad enough to be applied to all goals that I may come up over the time of 2011. I find it that whenever people set direct and specific goals, whenever they don’t achieve it, it’s disappointment.

Being positive isn’t as hard as trying to work out every single day if you were a person that didn’t work out at all in 2010. You just have to remind yourself that things could be worse and try to make light of the situation. It’s not the end of the world, life goes on and so should you.

Not stressing about the little things and staying positive goes hand and hand, I would think.

Not unreasonable goals, I would say.

2011, here I come.

Oh, one more thing.

2011, will be with the abs.

But without the workout. Damn.


Thursday, December 30, 2010

I'm a Proud Malaysian!! Roaarrrrr!!!

I was in the crowd to celebrate. Damn we are awesome.

This is the view from my shitty phone.

ROARRRRR!!!! This is Malaysia!!!!

Our new heroes!! Keep supporting them Malaysians!!
AFF Suzuki Cup top scorer: Safee Sahli. 

Safee Sahli, you gave me enough reason to go out and buy Malaysian jersey with your name printed at the back. Epic awesomeness!!

Abe kelate kito semat habihhhhh!! Mu meme terer!!!
Khairul Fahmi; he is only 5' 8'' but he's standing tall for all of Malaysians. Awesome reaction to deny the penalty and what a shot-stopper. World class.

Now Malaysians, don't stop believing!!!





Back to Anfield.

Another facepalm.
A home defeat to the Wolves?? Damn, y'all are fucked.

Oh hell yeah, YNWA. You'll Never Win Anything.

Monday, December 27, 2010

Awesome Malaysia

Our hero, Safee Sali.
Malaysia won 3-0 against Indonesia.

I'm so fucking proud of my boys.

But, some idiot has to ruin it for Malaysia.

He flashed a green laser on the Indonesian players' faces and interrupted the game.

Way to go man.

But, he is in deep shit right now because while he was playing with the laser, someone snapped his pictures.







There he is!!

And they also found one more person as well.





Total blindness!!!Pew!Pew!Pew!!

You guys gave a lame lame excuse because y'all lost.

Malaysia Di Hatiku, Indonesia Di Kakiku.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Berba The Man

Suddenly, you look so dashing.

I sold you off last week and tonight you scored 5 goals. 

Damn you, asshole.

Berbatov became the only fourth player in Premier League history to score five in a game after Andy Cole, Shearer and Defoe.


Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Football; Joke of The Week.

EPIC Joke of The Week

Hilarious. You're fucking hilarious.
Tottenham kicked their ass in the nick of time last weekend and Braga chew them with a 2-0 win.

Now. Laugh people laugh.


Now your Champions League spot is in trouble.

Awesome! :D

Friday, November 19, 2010

My Awesome Research; Women That Guys Love To Like.

Last night, I've spent my time watching 'Scott Pilgrim vs The World'. For some reason, this movie is still not in Malaysia but heck, it has been 5 months old in the State, i'm done waiting. The trailer was too fucking awesome.

Thus, hail illegal downloading!

I'm glad i'm a comic books nerd.
Throughout the whole movie, I couldn't stop myself from..well, having a crush on the girls in it.

Guys, it's normal. it's okay to do this. It's when you're having crushes on the hot guys in the movie, don't want your parents to know about that do you?

Girls, it's not fair when y'all are ogling, admiring and having crushes on the guys in the movies but when we did it, y'all are calling us perverts.

Tell you what, the girls in the movies are like our dreams. More like a wet dream. It's like something we can't have. And don't worries, it's totally safe. We want them, but we can't have them. That's why we ended up being with you.

We really want to drive a Ferrari, but what we can afford is a Kancil.

Kapish? Cool.

Now, girls crushes are pretty much the same, the have dicks.
We couldn't care less about them.

Our crushes in movies are a lot to say this, a lot more than you?

Now, off to the girls!!!

We start off with Mary-Elizabeth Winstead and Ellen Wong. They played Ramona Flowers and Knives Chau respectively, in the comic based movie, 'Scott Pilgrim vs. The World'.

I like both. Yes, i'm greedy.
Mary-Elizabeth is damn hot; of course with less clothing and Ellen as Knives Chau is so fucking adorable. Now, the challenge, dream both of them on the same bed, with you. A white girl and an Asian girl.

ZZOMFFGGGGGGGGGG!!!! It's so awesome!!!

Why we love them?
Gotta be honest, as a comic books nerd, we tend to like and be in love with the girls in the comics. And when they appear on screen to be so fucking hot, we are totally in love.

But then our crushes does not stop at that.

You know girls, skinny figure don't excite us. We prefer a little more meat. Let me show you the example of hotness and how you flaunt them.

Reason why I'm loving red heads; definitely not Hayley Williams.
Christina Hendricks, all men love her because of her full figure. She's damn hot. Watch Mad Men. Don't ask me where, Google it or whatever.

Why we love her?
She's the new look!! She got the fair white skin, full figured body and to add some hautness, she got the red hair. Omaigod, and she's 35. And they're 38.

Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. I'll leave it to your imaginations.

And then comes...

Make sure your brain memory is sufficient.
Ahh...Megan Fox. Girls just love to hate her. I know y'all are jealous of her.

Because she's damn hot!!!

Why we love her?
She's hot, she's hot, she's hot. She's not adorable, cute or beautiful. We call this type of girl; epic hottest of the hottest hot. She got the look, the body and definitely the ability to fill our brains with dirty thoughts. She got that kind of power. So, feel free to roam around our heads. We don't mind.

Oh, local taste!

Awek idaman Malaya.
In Malaysia, I'm very glad that we have the beautiful Lisa Surihani. I bet if you want to bring her own to meet your family, they wouldn't mind you marrying her.

Why we love her?
Definitely because she's beautiful. And mainly because she got the 'good girl' image and she's not slutty like..well, a certain someone here. She appreciates her fans and she's a sweet person. And she can act!!!

The question is, who's the lucky guy?

Meet the one who kissed a girl. And she likes it.

Sexiest woman alive.
Ahhh...Her name is Katy Perry, she’s a singer and a bad-ass.

Why we love her?
Come on. Look at her. First of all, she was crowned the hottest woman alive in Maxim’s Hot 100 List, bitches! And why wouldn’t they?

The eyes, the skin, the leg and..ahem..the *cough36dcoughbreastcough*..

When you listen to her singing you forget about all bad things and you just let that magic voice take you to a wonderful place.

Who wouldn't want that.

Her significant other is Russell Brand.

It's beauty and what the fuck??
When we looked at Russell Brand, it gave us hope. A guy who looks like that, could land the hottest girl on earth, I think we can do that as well. Oh yeah, most of the good looking guys are either taken or gay. Girls, go for the odd looking one.

You'll be happy 'cause he won't cheat.

You'll just be thinking how your children will look like.

That's some of the girls that we men or you call it guys, love to dream of. Oh yeah, sometimes our dreams are too big and we prefer lots of girls.

I think these fit the criteria.

Choosing is not an option.
Enters Girls' Generation!!

Why we love them?
Well, they're Koreans. The south one, not the north one; that's the fucking commies. From my observation, they are...well, frankly, those who watched Asian porn, you know what to think. Just stop thinking that for a while. They are all beautiful, cute and adorable at the same time. This is due to the 'cheerleader effects'. But, differently, they are attractive. It's just that I prefer them as a whole. I want the whole group, not just one person.

And the song is always better when they sing in a group. my mind is working.

Hey, why have one when you can have all? Capitalism rocks!!

Y'all have your favorites, and I got mine.

I've left out a lot, but this is what I prefer.

As for girls, feel free to ogle and love, and have dreams about the guys in the movies or on the football fields. We don't mind and we promise we won't call you girls horny whores or any equivalents to that.

Remember, you can't have them. You only have us.

Yes, oddball.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Summary of The Week

Comeback of The Week

Macheda and Vidic. Roar!!
Comeback King, suited Manchester United. Down 2-0 against Aston Villa with Ashley Young and Albrighton scored a goal each, United fought back to salvage a point in the last minute of the game. Macheda's rocket ball and Vidic's goal saved them.

Manchester United is still unbeatable in Europe, along with Real Madrid.

Hero of The Week

Gyan Asamoah; because he inspired The Black Cats against Chelsea.
Gyan Asamoah is not a technically good player but his work rate were effective against Chelsea; who lost Alex and Terry in the middle, have to settle in with Ivanovic and Ferreira in the middle. Welbeck, Zenden and Gyan ran the show. Result, 3-0 to Sunderland.

Kudos to Steve Bruce.

Joke of the Week

What revival? Lol.

You guys are the funniest when you lost.


I think that summed up everything.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Manchester United Vs. Liverpool; Awesome!!!

I was tricked into working with them. Shit.
Manchester United vs. Liverpool.

One of the high-profile and a must watch match of the season.

It didn't disappoint.

There's something about Berbatov. When you curse him, say something bad about his mama, he scored. Tonight, I bet he got a lot of people cursing, that's why he scored a hatrick. When the lame Berbatov can score a hatrick against your team, your team gotta suck bad time.

He was even better than Fernando Torres and Ngog!


Though I had to work with the enemy; actually I was tricked into working with 'em, I had a blast yelling my lungs out and I was a bit dizzy at the end, I had fun pissing off the Liverpool's fans at the event.

Yelling out "goallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll~!!!!!!In your face!!!!!!!" three times was not a good idea at a Liverpool's event.

So I just had to do this in the end.

Friday, September 17, 2010

My Awesome Research; Why A Woman Has A Close Male Friend?

Okay, now time to reveal my awesome research.

Why a woman has a close male friend?

This means that the male dude is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much.

She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way.

This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

That's about it.

Why women do that? I don't know. Beat me.

But I'll try to find out more on this matters. Until the next research, have a great day.

Oh yes, she's a friend alright.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Syawal; A Month of Celebration.

This is the part, where it is so sad.

Ramadhan has ended. Damn it was a swift one. And it is one Ramadhan to regret if you don't perform as much as good deeds as you can.

Oh. I just realized I missed out on that on a last day of Ramadhan. Awesome. 

Let's pray we could meet another Ramadhan coming next year.

We've woke up early in the morning to have our sahur. And starved during the day. Bought a lot of food in the bazaar. Enjoyed great feast during the dusk. Did the terawih prayer. Paid the zakat. Made a lot of donations. Be good to others. Had a great Raya shopping in Masjid India. Sleep during lunch time and some didn't fast at all. Eating Maggi mee and McD's take away in the afternoon.

Whatever made you happy.

But, as Syawal is a month of celebration as we gone through Ramadhan with hardship, patience and perseverance. It's a month of forgiveness, where arch enemies forgives each other and though we will do it again, we forgive 'em anyway. 

This is where get to meet our distant relatives, balik kampung, wear all the new clothes and simply get busy; eating lemang, rendang, lontong, ketupat, dodol....Ohh~heavenly food of Eid Mubarak.

Do remember those who are less fortunate.

May your Eid Mubarak be filled with joy, happiness and blessings from Allah.

Do forgive me of all my wrong doings, said and done.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri, Maaf Zahir & Batin.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri, Maaf Zahir dan Batin.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Ramadhan; and I'm Alive To Celebrate It.'s a refreshing month. A holy month. And a great month to do good deeds and be a good person. It's also a good month to reflect on yourself and think back what a douche you've become towards God and others, and please be thankful that you're still alive to celebrate this month.

Oh yeah, beside that, it's fooooooddddddddd!!! :D

Food and I are inseparable. Yes, very true. I would forgive you if you lie, punch, kick or even try to rape me, but if you mess with my food, I will kill your family. Not you, but your family, and then I will torture you.

Okay, back to the topic. Here's my guide to the awesome existence of food during this awesome month.

1.) First, you go to a bazaar or pasar Ramadhan. How to find it, look. If you're blind, sniff the food(plus, would be reading this?). Find the biggest bazaar possible, so you'll have varieties of foodies there. Cuci mata is prohibited, bulan Ramadhan. But a glimpse is okay, untuk menduga iman.

Lautan manusia; a good indication that it's an awesome bazaar.

2.) Second, find the food. Don't follow your head, follow your heart. Spend a lot. That's the best way so you won't regret. Trust me.

Ayam percik oh-so-good.

Roti John; size matter.


Ayam Golek

Omaigod I love kuih.

Ikan bakar.

Lots of colorful drinks.

3.) And last but not least, don't identify and buy, buy all. Go crazy. It's okay, it's once-a-year thing. 

Now, I'm wishing you a great Ramadhan ahead, have a great fasting month and do invite to buka puasa. I would love to eat your food. God bless you, maaf zahir dan batin. May you get all the greatness in this month.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Stuff No One Told You; It's Awesome Anyway.


Good. Now go have fun.

The Day She Left; To Be Eaten By Godzilla, Saved By the Ultraman.

Yes, the title doesn't lie.

Sue, this is for you.


She's a childhood friend I met in school. Easily described as skinny, loud, pitchy like a vuvuzela and slightly a drama queen. Just slightly. I used to have a crush on her back then, well, because she's one of my closest friend, and she's from the opposite gender. If I had a crush on my dudely friend, I would be gay. Though the traits are there, but I prefer to be on the safe side.

Okay, back to the topic.

She's extremely smart. And brilliant!....when it comes to reading books. Sometimes, the dumb blonde moment could strike and she could OMG! SERIOUSLY?? Easily, up until today, she can't read my sarcasm.

Yes, very serious.

But, so that she won't hate for saying that, I'ma say that she's awesomely smart. I admire her for that. Please, do come to me if you need the-over-the-top-optimistic-advices from me. I would never say no to you, bow down and I'll show you the way.

After years of studying, now you got a chance to Japan. I told you already, take a chance and enjoy your time there. I'm proud of what you've become. Oh, now you already toned down on the pitchy voice and less likely to be a drama queen. Though the dumb blonde moment occasionally occur; you are way better today and I expect you to grow even more when you're living on your own.

I got a chance to get together with the friends, to send her off to Japan and well, I'm gonna miss you. Please be back in one piece and I'm always praying for you. I'm fucking proud of you.

Remember, be very wary of Godzilla and even if you're eaten alive, your Ultraman is there to save you.

It doesn't make any sense, but just use your imagination. Or I should get some sleep.

Out of all the places, we spent our time in KFC. Yes, awesome. If you notice, Kawaii element is there.

Oh yes, since you're going to Japan, kawaiiii~!! Dude, smile!!

Ean conquered the Godzilla. Boo!

Actually, Sue was crying just before the picture was snapped.

And then, she left for Japan.

I'm expecting to get updates from you every now and then. See you when you get back and I'm expecting a lot of goodies. Have fun and be awesome. With love, be safe.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

My Awesome Research; 9 Deadly Words Used By Women.

Well, I have spent my whole life researching the opposite sex. Seriously, you can't read them. Women are unpredictable. So don't ever try and act like you know everything, if you do, you're just another douche. We just have to know the what they are saying and retreat. You don't wanna get caught in the storm; basically, it's their mood swings. Not that I'm complaining, it's just I don't fancy it much.

Okay, here are 9 deadly words used by women. Take note assholes.

1) Fine.
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2) Five Minutes.
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3) Nothing.
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4) Go Ahead.
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5) Loud Sigh.
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6) That’s Okay.
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7) Thanks.
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you’re welcome" that will bring on a "whatever").

8 ) Whatever.
Is a woman’s way of saying FUCK YOU!

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it.
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

World Cup 2010; The Impact.

Luckily the World Cup is over. I'm glad I could live to be part of the historical event. And sorry for the boss that you have to see this for a month..

I promise to do my best after this..:D

p/s: No football for month?Sheit. What do I do?